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The Bitch Button Greeting Card
The Bitch Button Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Usually A Nice Person Just Don't Push The Bitch Button" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Same Cock Forever Greeting Card
Same Cock Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Cock Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
Two Types Of People Greeting Card
Two Types Of People Card A novelty greetings card with "There Are Two Types Of People In The World: 1) Those That Can Extrapolate From Imcomplete Data" printed on the front. This novelty greetin...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Almost As Much As The Dog Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Dog Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Almost As Much As The Dog" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Card A rude greetings card with "Lick Me Till Ice Cream" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Useless Cunt Greeting Card
Useless Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Useless Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card
Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Top Gear Dad Greeting Card
Top Gear Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Dad" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...