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Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...
I'm Not A Cactus Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Cactus Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Cactus Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card
Grumpy Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Establish An Alibi Greeting Card
Establish An Alibi Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Here Just To Establish An Alibi" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Jedi On the Streets Greeting Card
Jedi On the Streets Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi On the Streets Sith In The Sheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Purple Cunt Greeting Card
Purple Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "CUNT" in a purple bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for yo...
Hey Siri Greeting Card
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insi...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
I Love Anal Pride Greeting Card
I Love Anal Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Silence Is Golden Greeting Card
Silence Is Golden Card A novelty greetings card with "Silence is golden... ....unless you have kids, then it's just suspicious" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a full-colour Santa graphic and "Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
You Park Like A Cunt Greeting Card
You Park Like A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Park Like A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...