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I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Happy Birthday You Cunt Greeting Card
Happy Birthday You Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I Became A Teacher Greeting Card
I Became A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I Became A Teacher for the Fame & Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
King Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
King Of Every Fucking Thing CardA rude greetings card with "King Of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Star Whore Greeting Card - White, A5
Star Whore CardA rude greetings card with 'Star Whore' in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
A Warm Delicious Alternative Greeting Card
A Warm Delicious Alternative Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee: A Warm Delicious Alternative to Hating Everbody Every Morning Forever" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card ...
NATO Fuck Off Greeting Card
NATO Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with the NATO phonetic alphabet for "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Your Birthday It Is Greeting Card
Your Birthday It Is Card A rude greetings card with a cute Yoda graphic and the phrase Your Birthday It Is, Old Cunt You Have Become printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
It's Wine Flu - Man Greeting Card
It's Wine Flu - Man Card A novelty greetings card with "It’s Not A Hangover It’s Wine Flu" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
T Is For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
It Works On My Machine Greeting Card
It Works On My Machine Card A geeky greetings card with "It Works On My Machine" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
Top Cunt Greeting Card
Top Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Top Cunt" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
It's Not You It's Your Grammar Greeting Card - White, A5
It's Not You It's Your Grammar CardA novelty greetings card with 'It's Not You It's Your Grammar' printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...