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You're Divorced Dick Greeting Card
You're Divorced Dick CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Dick Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Work Shy Cunt Greeting Card
Work Shy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Work Shy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Binary Cunt Greeting Card
Binary Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Binary Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Card A rude greetings card with a unicorn standing on a rainbow and "I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
Top Cunt Greeting Card
Top Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Top Cunt" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Off The Market Greeting Card
Off The Market Card A novelty greetings card with "Officially Off The Market" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...
Nerdy Cunt Greeting Card
Nerdy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Nerdy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
You Complete Me - Boys Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Boys Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Nurses Like It Harder Greeting Card
Nurses Like It Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Like It Harder, Deeper, Faster - CPR Saves Lives" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
First Date Greeting Card
First Date Card A rude greetings card with "I Fuck On The First Date" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Straight Outta Momma Greeting Card
Straight Outta Momma Card A novelty greetings card with "Straight Outta Momma" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Never Mind Greeting Card
Never Mind CardA rude greetings card with "Never Mind You'll Be Dead Soon" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for y...
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Greeting Card
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Card A rude greetings card with "Your Hole Is Still My Goal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Whiskey Alpha Greeting Card
Whiskey Alpha Card A rude greetings card with "Whiskey Alpha November Kilo Echo Romeo", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Drag Drift Rally Greeting Card
Drag Drift Rally Card A novelty greetings card with "Drag Drift Rally" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...