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Born to Play Playstation Greeting Card
Born to Play Playstation Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Playstation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Little Girls Cry Greeting Card
Little Girls Cry Card A rude greetings card with "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
I Want To Be Barbie Greeting Card
I Want To Be Barbie Card A rude greetings card with "I Want To Be Barbie The Bitch has Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Fucketh Thyself Greeting Card
Fucketh Thyself Card A rude greetings card with "Goeth And Fucketh Thyself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Greeting Card
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Card A novelty greetings card with "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
I'm A Teacher Greeting Card
I'm A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm A Teacher Let's Assume I'm Never Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Mum, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Mum, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Mum, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Nice Pussy Greeting Card
Nice Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to hand...
Hippo-twatamus Greeting Card
Hippo-twatamus Card A rude greetings card with "Dont Be A Hippo-twatamus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
That's Ms Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Ms Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Ms Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Card A rude greetings card with a unicorn standing on a rainbow and "I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Straight Outta Momma Greeting Card
Straight Outta Momma Card A novelty greetings card with "Straight Outta Momma" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
First I Drink The Coffee Greeting Card
First I Drink The Coffee Card A novelty greetings card with "First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for an...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Smug Cunt Greeting Card
Smug Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Smug Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Rude-olph Christmas Card
Rude-olph Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "Rude-olph" and a very naughty Rudolph graphic printed on the front. This rude seasonal card is great for anyone so let's spread that Christma...
C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...