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I Really Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Really Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with "I Really Fucking Love You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
From The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
From The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Father’s Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
I'm Not Autistic Greeting Card
I'm Not Autistic Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Autistic, I'm Just an Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
Thanks Mum Greeting Card
Thanks Mum Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Giving Birth To A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
It Works On My Machine Greeting Card
It Works On My Machine Card A geeky greetings card with "It Works On My Machine" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Supposed To Be A Princess Greeting Card
Supposed To Be A Princess Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Pretty Sure I'm Supposed To Be A Princess Someone Needs To Fix This Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Floral Motherfucker Greeting Card
Floral Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with ""Motherfucker" in a floral design" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Happy Fucking Mothers Day Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Mothers Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Fucking Mother's Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Cock Womble Greeting Card
Cock Womble CardA rude greetings card with "Cock Womble (n) A useless, bumbling fuckwit." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day" and scribbled heart graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Dont Believe Everything Greeting Card
Dont Believe Everything Card A novelty greetings card with "Don't believe everything you read on the internet ~Abraham Lincoln" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
I've Seen Your Willy Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
DILF Greeting Card
DILF CardA rude greetings card with "DILF" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own message...
Multitasking Greeting Card
Multitasking Card A rude greetings card with "Multitasking (v.) Fucking Up Several Things All At Once." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
ADHD Greeting Card
ADHD Card A rude greetings card with "ADHD Highway To Hey Look A Squirrel!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...