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I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Quite Like Fisting Greeting Card
Quite Like Fisting Card A rude greetings card with "Nothing Says I Love You Quite Like Fisting" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Blowjobs Greeting Card
I Love Blowjobs Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Blowjobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I May Be Wrong Greeting Card
I May Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I May Be Wrong... But It's Highly Unlikely" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Most Fuckable Arse Greeting Card
Most Fuckable Arse Card A rude greetings card with "Most Fuckable Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I See The Fuck Up Fairy Has Visited Us Again" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Hey You There Greeting Card
Hey You There Card A rude greetings card with "Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then...
Shit Bum Bugger Greeting Card
Shit Bum Bugger Card A rude greetings card with "Shit, Bum, Bugger, Tits, Arse, Bollocks, Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
I Love Meetings Greeting Card
I Love Meetings Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Meetings" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Date A Programmer Greeting Card
Date A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Date A Programmer We Break Code Not Hearts" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
I Spy With My Little Eye Greeting Card
I Spy With My Little Eye Card A rude greetings card with "I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning with Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
If Dad Can't Fix It Greeting Card
If Dad Can't Fix It Card A rude greetings card with "If Dad Can't Fix It It's Fucked" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
You Make My Willy Go Big Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Big Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Big" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Card A rude greetings card with "Personalised Christmas Wank Sock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
T Is For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...