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They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card
They Say You Are What You Eat CardA rude greetings card with "They Say You Are What You Eat... But I Don't Remember Eating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Favourite Face Greeting Card
Favourite Face Card A rude greetings card with "Yours Is My Favourite Face To Sit On" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Please Just Fuck Off Greeting Card
Please Just Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Would You Please Just Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
This Girls Likes Girls Greeting Card
This Girls Likes Girls Card A rude greetings card with "This Girls Likes Girls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
A Warm Delicious Alternative Greeting Card
A Warm Delicious Alternative Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee: A Warm Delicious Alternative to Hating Everbody Every Morning Forever" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card ...
You Broke Something Greeting Card
You Broke Something Card A novelty greetings card with ""I'm Here Because You Broke Something" and an exasperated Moss like graphic The IT Crowd" printed on the front. This novelty greetings c...
Hairy Snowballs Greeting Card
Hairy Snowballs Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Like to Play With Your Hairy Snowballs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card will definetly liven up the mantlepiece. The...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" and festive graphics printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Love You To The Death Star And Back Greeting Card
Love You To The Death Star And Back Card A geeky greetings card with "Love You To The Death Star And Back" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
The Dickhead List Greeting Card
The Dickhead List Card A rude greetings card with checkboxes for nice, naughty and dickhead, with dickhead selected printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Make America Great Again Greeting Card
Make America Great Again Card A novelty greetings card with "Make America Great Again" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card
Jingle Balls Christmas Card A rude greetings card with a colourful pair of Christmas "Jingle Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Behind Every Angry Woman Greeting Card
Behind Every Angry Woman Card A rude greetings card with "Remebber, behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what the fuck he did wrong..." printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
King Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
King Of Every Fucking Thing CardA rude greetings card with "King Of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...