Search Slightly Disturbed
Search all Merchants
Browse Products
Browse Products
Search
Refine by Category
Greeting Cards
Refine by Category
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
I Identify As A Cunt Greeting Card
I Identify As A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Identify As A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Personalised Text Greeting Card
Personalised Text Card Create your own unique greetings card; select a font and font colour and add your own personalised message to be printed across the front of the card. PLEASE NOTE: ...
Grow Up To Be An Arsehole Greeting Card
Grow Up To Be An Arsehole Card A rude greetings card with "I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Arsehole But Here I Am Killing' It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Life Is Too Short Greeting Card
Life Is Too Short Card A geeky greetings card with "Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Bollocks To Brexit Greeting Card
Bollocks To Brexit Card A rude greetings card with "Bollocks to Brexit" in a punk style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Stagger On Wine Greeting Card
Stagger On Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Wine" (or change to another favourite drink)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...