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I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Greeting Card
I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Cheer Up Fuck Face Greeting Card
Cheer Up Fuck Face Card A rude greetings card with "Cheer Up Fuck Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Talk Nerdy To Me Greeting Card
Talk Nerdy To Me Card A geeky greetings card with "Talk Nerdy To Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Colourful Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Colourful Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with Colourful muffin motif and the phrase "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Congrats You Clever Cunt Greeting Card
Congrats You Clever Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Congrats! You Clever Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Perfect Child Greeting Card
Perfect Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Congratulations You Produced The Perfect Child after Just # Tries(Try)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone an...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Stack Overflow Greeting Card
Stack Overflow Card A geeky greetings card with "May The Stack Overflow Be with you" in a Star Wars style logo printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Jesus Is Coming Greeting Card
Jesus Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum’s tits" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Grammar Nazis Greeting Card
Grammar Nazis Card A novelty greetings card with "Grammar Nazis make me feal [sic]." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Greeting Card
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Card A geeky greetings card with "Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Lag Does" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Try Not To Be Greeting Card
Try Not To Be Card A rude greetings card with "Try Not To Be A Cunt Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for ...
Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...