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Jesus Is Coming Greeting Card
Jesus Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum’s tits" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Inside Every Old Person Greeting Card
Inside Every Old Person Card A rude greetings card with "Inside Every Old Person Is A Young Person Wondering What The Fuck Happened?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Top Mum Greeting Card
Top Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
God Of Tits And Wine Greeting Card
God Of Tits And Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm The God Of Tits And Wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
World's Biggest Cunt Greeting Card
World's Biggest Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "World's Biggest Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
4 Out Of 5 People Greeting Card
4 Out Of 5 People Card A novelty greetings card with "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Card." printed on the front and "Happy Birthday #5" printed on the inside. This novelty gree...
Hands Off Greeting Card
Hands Off Card A novelty greetings card with "Hands Off I'm Taken" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift anyone and great ...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt Greeting Card
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "There's No Cure for Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Jesus Fucking Christ Greeting Card
Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is ...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Eat My Meat Greeting Card
Eat My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "Eat My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Card
Zombie Apocalypse Card A novelty greetings card with "Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...