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Marriage Motherfuckers Greeting Card
Marriage Motherfuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Marriage Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I'm Very Fucking Busy Greeting Card
I'm Very Fucking Busy Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Very Fucking Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
I Love Microsoft Greeting Card
I Love Microsoft Card A geeky greetings card with "I Love Microsoft" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Foreplay Is For Pussies Greeting Card
Foreplay Is For Pussies Card A rude greetings card with "Foreplay Is For Pussies" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Cock Socket Greeting Card
Cock Socket Card A rude greetings card with "Weapons Grade Cock Socket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Top Gear Dad Greeting Card
Top Gear Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Dad" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
We'd Both Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Aggree But Then We'd Both Be Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...