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Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Greeting Card
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
That's Mr Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek Greeting Card
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek CardA geeky greetings card with "OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Christmas Stuffing Greeting Card
Christmas Stuffing Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "Forget The Turkey... I Need A Good Christmas Stuffing!" printed on the front. This rude Christmas card will bring a little giggle an...
For Fucks Sake Greeting Card
For Fucks Sake Card A rude greetings card with "For Fucks Sake" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Silence Is Golden Greeting Card
Silence Is Golden Card A novelty greetings card with "Silence is golden... ....unless you have kids, then it's just suspicious" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
A Day Over 60 Greeting Card
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...