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Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Card A rude greetings card with a colourful graphic of Santa crapping in his hat and "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Greeting Card
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Card A novelty greetings card with "Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Study Harder Greeting Card
Study Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "your grades say Marry Rich but your face says Study Harder" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “Cunt” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Cunt Lights Greeting Card
Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Star Whore Greeting Card
Star Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Star Whore" in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...