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Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
B Is For Boyfriend Greeting Card
B Is For Boyfriend Card A rude greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Text Greeting Card
Personalised Text Card Create your own unique greetings card; select a font and font colour and add your own personalised message to be printed across the front of the card. PLEASE NOTE: ...
Mince Pies Before Guys Greeting Card
Mince Pies Before Guys Card A novelty greetings card with "Mince Pies Before Guys" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
I Identify As A Cunt Greeting Card
I Identify As A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Identify As A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Happy Whatever The Fuck Greeting Card
Happy Whatever The Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Greeting Card
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Card A novelty greetings card with "Sometimes the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...