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A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Greeting Card
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Card A geeky greetings card with "If it moves, it's biology, if it stinks, it's chemistry, if it doesn't work, it's physics" printed on the front. This geeky greeting...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
I'm Not Negative Greeting Card
I'm Not Negative Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Negative, I'm Just A Fucking Realist." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Intelligent People Swear More Greeting Card
Intelligent People Swear More Card A rude greetings card with "Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
I'm Not A Pancake Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Pancake Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Pancake Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Hands Off Greeting Card
Hands Off Card A novelty greetings card with "Hands Off I'm Taken" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Greeting Card
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Card A novelty greetings card with "Sometimes the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card
You Make My Cunt Grunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cunt Grunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
You Make My Dong Long Greeting Card
You Make My Dong Long Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Dong Long" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Least Fucks Given Greeting Card
Least Fucks Given Card A rude greetings card with "Least Fucks Given" in a red rosette printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...