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Crack Fucks You Up Greeting Card
Crack Fucks You Up Card A rude greetings card with "Coffee Because Crack Fucks You Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
I'm Not An Ornithologist Greeting Card
I'm Not An Ornithologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not An Ornithologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Ask Me If I Give A Shit Greeting Card
Ask Me If I Give A Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Ask Me If I Give A Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Beauty and the Bitch Greeting Card
Beauty and the Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Beauty and the Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
As DILFs Go Greeting Card
As DILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As DILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Perfect Child Greeting Card
Perfect Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Congratulations You Produced The Perfect Child after Just # Tries(Try)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone an...
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I Am The Fuck Up Fairy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Same Cock Forever Greeting Card
Same Cock Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Cock Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
You Make My Knob Throb Greeting Card
You Make My Knob Throb Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Knob Throb" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
I Love Saying Cunt Greeting Card
I Love Saying Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Ho Ho Holy Shit Greeting Card
Ho Ho Holy Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Almost Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I'm Not A Pancake Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Pancake Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Pancake Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...