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BALDI Greeting Card
BALDI Card A novelty greetings card with "BALDI" in an Aldi logo inspired graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. A Happy Birthd...
Santa Is Coming Greeting Card
Santa Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum's tit" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
Same Shit Different Christmas Greeting Card
Same Shit Different Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Same Shit Different Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Greeting Card
I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Perfect Child Greeting Card
Perfect Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Congratulations You Produced The Perfect Child after Just # Tries(Try)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone an...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Talk Nerdy To Me Greeting Card
Talk Nerdy To Me Card A geeky greetings card with "Talk Nerdy To Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Your Secret Santa Greeting Card
Your Secret Santa Card A rude greetings card with "Your Secret Santa Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
I'm Not Negative Greeting Card
I'm Not Negative Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Negative, I'm Just A Fucking Realist." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Even Wankers Deserve Greeting Card
Even Wankers Deserve Card A rude greetings card with "Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Cunts Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Electric Car Wanker Greeting Card
Electric Car Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Electric Car Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous CardA rude greetings card with "Bitch, Please.... I'm so fucking fabulous I piss glitter and shit rainbows" printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...