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You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
I Love To Rub My Meat Greeting Card
I Love To Rub My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Rub My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Santa Is Coming Greeting Card
Santa Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum's tit" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Greeting Card
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Card A novelty greetings card with "Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not To Me." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
No Greeting Card
No Card A novelty greetings card with "No." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own me...
Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card
Bum Me This Anniversary Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Anniversary" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card
I'll Lick Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Lick Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card
Grumpy Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Try Not To Be Greeting Card
Try Not To Be Card A rude greetings card with "Try Not To Be A Cunt Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for ...
Scrabble Tiles Twat Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Twat CardA rude greetings card with the word "Twat" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...