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Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Cunt Lights Greeting Card
Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card
You Make My Cunt Grunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cunt Grunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
My Cock Your Arse Greeting Card
My Cock Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "My Cock Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
We'd Both Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Aggree But Then We'd Both Be Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Someone Out There Loves You Greeting Card
Someone Out There Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone out there loves you" printed on the front and "not me though I think you're a cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greeti...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Greeting Card
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Card A novelty greetings card with "Sometimes the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Congrats You Clever Cunt Greeting Card
Congrats You Clever Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Congrats! You Clever Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...