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Marriage Motherfuckers Greeting Card
Marriage Motherfuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Marriage Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Cheap Fast and Easy Greeting Card
Cheap Fast and Easy Card A novelty greetings card with "If We Are What We Eat I'm Cheap Fast And Easy!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
I'm With The Milf Greeting Card
I'm With The Milf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Milf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
God Of Tits And Wine Greeting Card
God Of Tits And Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm The God Of Tits And Wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift anyone and great ...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Pink Slut Greeting Card
Pink Slut Card A rude greetings card with "SLUT" in a pink bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Cunt It Tastes Better Greeting Card
Cunt It Tastes Better Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt It Tastes Better Than It Sounds" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
You Make Me Moist Greeting Card
You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
King Cunt Greeting Card
King Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "King Cunt" and a gold marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
I Love Pegging Greeting Card
I Love Pegging Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pegging" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Let's Get Shit Done Greeting Card
Let's Get Shit Done Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Get Shit Done" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...