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Morse Code Twat Greeting Card
Morse Code Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Morse Code Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Santa Is Coming Greeting Card
Santa Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum's tit" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking CardA geeky greetings card with "Chemistry, It's Like Cooking (Just Don't Lick The Spoon)" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Cunt Lights Greeting Card
Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous CardA rude greetings card with "Bitch, Please.... I'm so fucking fabulous I piss glitter and shit rainbows" printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Who's Awesome Greeting Card
Who's Awesome Card A rude greetings card with "Who's Awesome? Not You, You're A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Dogs, Because People Are Dicks Greeting Card
Dogs, Because People Are Dicks Card A rude greetings card with "Dogs, Because People Are Dicks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Putting Up All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...