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Fat Unicorn Greeting Card
Fat Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Fat Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Greeting Card
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a vintage style graphic and "You, Sir, Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
I Love Anal Pride Greeting Card
I Love Anal Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Greeting Card
I'm Surrounded By Cunts CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Surrounded By Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card
Things I Like My Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike" and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
Geeky As Fuck Greeting Card
Geeky As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card
Bah Fucking Humbug Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa graphic and "Bah Fucking Humbug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Shitty Little Christmas Greeting Card
Shitty Little Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card
Bum Me This Anniversary Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Anniversary" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
I'm Not An Ornithologist Greeting Card
I'm Not An Ornithologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not An Ornithologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Greeting Card
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee Because I Need It Wine Because I Deserve It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is g...
To Do List Greeting Card
To Do List Card A rude greetings card with a To Do List on a post-it style note printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...