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Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Two Types Of People Greeting Card
Two Types Of People Card A novelty greetings card with "There Are Two Types Of People In The World: 1) Those That Can Extrapolate From Imcomplete Data" printed on the front. This novelty greetin...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
No Greeting Card
No Card A novelty greetings card with "No." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own me...
Try Being Smarter Greeting Card
Try Being Smarter Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll try Being Nicer If YouTry Being Smarter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Greeting Card
Some Days The Best Thing About My Job Card A novelty greetings card with "Sometimes the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
The Bitch Button Greeting Card
The Bitch Button Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Usually A Nice Person Just Don't Push The Bitch Button" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Even Wankers Deserve Greeting Card
Even Wankers Deserve Card A rude greetings card with "Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Greeting Card
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Card A novelty greetings card with "Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
You Make My Knob Throb Greeting Card
You Make My Knob Throb Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Knob Throb" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous CardA rude greetings card with "Bitch, Please.... I'm so fucking fabulous I piss glitter and shit rainbows" printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...