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Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Mow It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Death Of My Motivation Greeting Card
Death Of My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Wearing All Black To Mourn The Death Of My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Star Whore Greeting Card
Star Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Star Whore" in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Cunt Describes You Best Greeting Card
Cunt Describes You Best Card A rude greetings card with "Of All The Words In The World, Cunt Describes You Best." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Licked It Greeting Card
Licked It Card A rude greetings card with "I've Licked It So It's Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Top Mum Greeting Card
Top Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Jesus Fucking Christ Greeting Card
Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is ...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Greeting Card
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for an...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...