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Fuck Your Sins Greeting Card
Fuck Your Sins Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Your Sins. I'm Going Home!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “Cunt” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Top Mum Greeting Card
Top Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Try Not To Be Greeting Card
Try Not To Be Card A rude greetings card with "Try Not To Be A Cunt Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for ...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
For Fucks Sake Greeting Card
For Fucks Sake Card A rude greetings card with "For Fucks Sake" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Happy Whatever The Fuck Greeting Card
Happy Whatever The Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Snow Trooper Greeting Card
Snow Trooper Card A geeky greetings card with "Snow Trooper" and a Strorm Trooper inspired graphic printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Jesus Is Coming Greeting Card
Jesus Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum’s tits" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
A Gay In A Manger Greeting Card
A Gay In A Manger Card A rude greetings card with "A Gay In A Manger" and a colourful rainbow graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Greeting Card
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Licked It Greeting Card
Licked It Card A rude greetings card with "I've Licked It So It's Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...