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I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Coffee Because Greeting Card
Coffee Because Card A rude greetings card with "COFFEE. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Exist! Merry Christmas!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
I'm Very Fucking Busy Greeting Card
I'm Very Fucking Busy Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Very Fucking Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Christmas Stuffing Greeting Card
Christmas Stuffing Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "Forget The Turkey... I Need A Good Christmas Stuffing!" printed on the front. This rude Christmas card will bring a little giggle an...
Born to Play Xbox Greeting Card
Born to Play Xbox Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Xbox" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Electric Car Wanker Greeting Card
Electric Car Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Electric Car Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Merry Christmas Cunts Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Stack Overflow Greeting Card
Stack Overflow Card A geeky greetings card with "May The Stack Overflow Be with you" in a Star Wars style logo printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
I Love Minge Greeting Card
I Love Minge Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Minge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...