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Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Cunt It Tastes Better Greeting Card
Cunt It Tastes Better Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt It Tastes Better Than It Sounds" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
My Love For You Greeting Card
My Love For You Card A rude greetings card with "My love for you is like a candle. If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
I Love Anal Pride Greeting Card
I Love Anal Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
I Love Saying Cunt Greeting Card
I Love Saying Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
God Of Tits And Wine Greeting Card
God Of Tits And Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm The God Of Tits And Wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Eat My Meat Greeting Card
Eat My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "Eat My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Scrabble Tiles Twat Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Twat CardA rude greetings card with the word "Twat" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card
Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas ...", choose from bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...