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I'm Not Negative Greeting Card
I'm Not Negative Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Negative, I'm Just A Fucking Realist." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Nice Cock Greeting Card
Nice Cock CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
I Drink And I Know Things Greeting Card
I Drink And I Know Things Card A novelty greetings card with "I Drink And I Know Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Twatwaffle Greeting Card
Twatwaffle Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Twatwaffle" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Cunt Heart Greeting Card
Cunt Heart CardA rude greetings card with a heart shaped word cloud filled with the word cunt over and over printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Devil On My Shoulder Greeting Card
Devil On My Shoulder Card A rude greetings card with "Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks What the fuck I think I'm doing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
You Make My Knob Throb Greeting Card
You Make My Knob Throb Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Knob Throb" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I Am The Fuck Up Fairy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card
Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...