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Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Needy As Fuck Greeting Card
Needy As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Needy As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
The Bitch Button Greeting Card
The Bitch Button Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Usually A Nice Person Just Don't Push The Bitch Button" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Fat Unicorn Greeting Card
Fat Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Fat Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Same Cock Forever Greeting Card
Same Cock Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Cock Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Even Wankers Deserve Greeting Card
Even Wankers Deserve Card A rude greetings card with "Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Same Shit Different Christmas Greeting Card
Same Shit Different Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Same Shit Different Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Scrabble Tiles Cunt Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "Cunt" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Greeting Card
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Card A novelty greetings card with "Ah! The Element Of Surprise" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Electric Car Wanker Greeting Card
Electric Car Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Electric Car Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
You Make My Dick Thick Greeting Card
You Make My Dick Thick Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Dick Thick" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Almost As Much As The Dog Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Dog Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Almost As Much As The Dog" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Fuck Sprouts Greeting Card
Fuck Sprouts Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Sprouts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...