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I'm Very Fucking Busy Greeting Card
I'm Very Fucking Busy Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Very Fucking Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
WiFi Connects Automatically Greeting Card
WiFi Connects Automatically Card A geeky greetings card with "Home Is Where The WiFi Connects Automatically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Card A rude greetings card with a colourful graphic of Santa crapping in his hat and "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Top Gear Mum Greeting Card
Top Gear Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Greeting Card
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for an...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Useless Cunt Greeting Card
Useless Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Useless Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...