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Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
Top Gear Mum Greeting Card
Top Gear Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I'm Outdoorsy Greeting Card
I'm Outdoorsy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Outdoorsy I like To Drink On Patios" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Personalised I Love Greeting Card
Personalised I Love CardA novelty greetings card with "I Love *Your Text*" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
You Make Me Moist Greeting Card
You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Be Nice Greeting Card
Be Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Nice I Might Be Your Nurse Someday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Cooler On The Internet Greeting Card
Cooler On The Internet Card A geeky greetings card with "I'm A Lot Cooler On The Internet" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Decaf Is For Fuckers Greeting Card
Decaf Is For Fuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Decaf Is For Fuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card
Back-Alley Hooker Card A rude greetings card with "I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Let's Get Shit Done Greeting Card
Let's Get Shit Done Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Get Shit Done" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Shitty Little Christmas Greeting Card
Shitty Little Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Grammar Police Greeting Card
Grammar Police Card A novelty greetings card with "Theiyr're. take that grammar police" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Nice Cock Greeting Card
Nice Cock CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...