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Personalised Text Greeting Card
Personalised Text Card Create your own unique greetings card; select a font and font colour and add your own personalised message to be printed across the front of the card. PLEASE NOTE: ...
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Greeting Card
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Card A geeky greetings card with "Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Lag Does" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
For Fucks Sake Greeting Card
For Fucks Sake Card A rude greetings card with "For Fucks Sake" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
There Is No Cloud Greeting Card
There Is No Cloud Card A geeky greetings card with "There Is No Cloud It's Just Someone Else's Computer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Yoda One I Love Greeting Card
Yoda One I Love Card A geeky greetings card with "Yoda One I Love" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Sweater for Christmas Greeting Card
Sweater for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I Always Get A Sweater For Christmas...But What I Really Want Is A Moaner Or Grunter!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
Marriage Motherfuckers Greeting Card
Marriage Motherfuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Marriage Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Shitty Little Christmas Greeting Card
Shitty Little Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Greeting Card
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Card A novelty greetings card with "Both of us can't look this good it's either me or the house." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card
Things I Like My Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike" and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
Magnificent Cock Greeting Card
Magnificent Cock CardA rude greetings card with a colourful cockerle and "Look At My Magnificent Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Same Cock Forever Greeting Card
Same Cock Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Cock Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...