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Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas You...", choose from cunt or twat printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Stronger Word Than Fuck Greeting Card
Stronger Word Than Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I’ve Reached A Point In My Life Where I Need A Stronger Word Than Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Christmas Stuffing Greeting Card
Christmas Stuffing Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "Forget The Turkey... I Need A Good Christmas Stuffing!" printed on the front. This rude Christmas card will bring a little giggle an...
Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card
Back-Alley Hooker Card A rude greetings card with "I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Never Trust An Atom Greeting Card
Never Trust An Atom Card A geeky greetings card with "Never Trust An Atom They Make Everything Up" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Ultimate Cunt Greeting Card
Ultimate Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a word cloud printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card
Bah Fucking Humbug Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa graphic and "Bah Fucking Humbug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Greeting Card
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Reasons Why I'm A Bitch #1: You're Fucking Stupid." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
As DILFs Go Greeting Card
As DILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As DILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Pop Art Style Twat Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Twat CardA rude greetings card with “Twat” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Greeting Card
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Card A novelty greetings card with "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...