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Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
I'm Not A Pancake Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Pancake Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Pancake Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...
For Fucks Sake Greeting Card
For Fucks Sake Card A rude greetings card with "For Fucks Sake" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Mow It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Stack Overflow Greeting Card
Stack Overflow Card A geeky greetings card with "May The Stack Overflow Be with you" in a Star Wars style logo printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Fuck Your Sins Greeting Card
Fuck Your Sins Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Your Sins. I'm Going Home!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...