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Hey Siri Greeting Card
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insi...
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Greeting Card
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Card A rude greetings card with "Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a cunt. I thought you already knew" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
I Love Porn Greeting Card
I Love Porn CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Gay As Fuck Greeting Card
Gay As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Gay As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
I Love Minge Greeting Card
I Love Minge Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Minge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Magnificent Cock Greeting Card
Magnificent Cock CardA rude greetings card with a colourful cockerle and "Look At My Magnificent Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Bum Me This Birthday Greeting Card
Bum Me This Birthday Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Birthday" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Sound You Make Greeting Card
Sound You Make Card A rude greetings card with "I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
I Drink And I Know Things Greeting Card
I Drink And I Know Things Card A novelty greetings card with "I Drink And I Know Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Some People Just Need A High Five Greeting Card
Some People Just Need A High Five Card A novelty greetings card with "Some People Just Need A High Five In The Face With A Chair" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
4 Out Of 5 People Greeting Card
4 Out Of 5 People Card A novelty greetings card with "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Card." printed on the front and "Happy Birthday #5" printed on the inside. This novelty gree...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift anyone and great ...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Establish An Alibi Greeting Card
Establish An Alibi Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Here Just To Establish An Alibi" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...