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Cuntshine Greeting Card
Cuntshine Card A rude greetings card with a cute sunshine graphic and the phrase I'm A Little Ray Of Cuntshine printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Scrabble Tiles Twat Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Twat CardA rude greetings card with the word "Twat" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Juggling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
Crack Fucks You Up Greeting Card
Crack Fucks You Up Card A rude greetings card with "Coffee Because Crack Fucks You Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Greeting Card
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Christmas And All That Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Purple Cunt Greeting Card
Purple Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "CUNT" in a purple bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for yo...
Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card
Little Miss Cunty CardA rude greetings card with "Little Miss Cunty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card
Not as Old As Next Year CardA novelty greetings card with "At least you are not as old as you will be next year" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card
Grumpy Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Intelligent People Swear More Greeting Card
Intelligent People Swear More Card A rude greetings card with "Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
My Birthday Bitches Greeting Card
My Birthday Bitches Card A rude greetings card with "It's My Birthday Bitches Merry Christmas" and a Jesus like figure printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Who's Awesome Greeting Card
Who's Awesome Card A rude greetings card with "Who's Awesome? Not You, You're A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
As DILFs Go Greeting Card
As DILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As DILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...