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World's Biggest Cunt Greeting Card
World's Biggest Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "World's Biggest Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I Hate Being Bipolar Greeting Card
I Hate Being Bipolar Card A rude greetings card with "I Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday Cunt" and a cute panda printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
The Bitch Button Greeting Card
The Bitch Button Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Usually A Nice Person Just Don't Push The Bitch Button" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Festive Good Vibes Greeting Card
Festive Good Vibes Card A rude greetings card with "Festive Good Vibes" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...