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Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Greeting Card
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Card A novelty greetings card with "Bad Poetry Oh Noetry" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Cunts Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Hands Off Greeting Card
Hands Off Card A novelty greetings card with "Hands Off I'm Taken" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I Love Pegging Greeting Card
I Love Pegging Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pegging" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
King Cunt Greeting Card
King Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "King Cunt" and a gold marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a full-colour Santa graphic and "Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Git Commit Greeting Card
Git Commit Card A geeky greetings card with "In case of fire, Git Commit, Git Push, Leave Building" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Pink Slut Greeting Card
Pink Slut Card A rude greetings card with "SLUT" in a pink bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Study Harder Greeting Card
Study Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "your grades say Marry Rich but your face says Study Harder" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Colourful Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Colourful Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with Colourful muffin motif and the phrase "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card
Not as Old As Next Year CardA novelty greetings card with "At least you are not as old as you will be next year" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...