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Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
I Love Pussy Pride Greeting Card
I Love Pussy Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pussy" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card
Someone Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone Loves You" printed on the front and "Not Me... I Think You're A Cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Coffee Because Greeting Card
Coffee Because Card A rude greetings card with "COFFEE. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Where's All My Bitches At Greeting Card
Where's All My Bitches At Card A rude greetings card with "Where's All My Bitches At?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Twatwaffle Greeting Card
Twatwaffle Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Twatwaffle" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
Sound You Make Greeting Card
Sound You Make Card A rude greetings card with "I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...