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Coffee Because Greeting Card
Coffee Because Card A rude greetings card with "COFFEE. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Try Being Smarter Greeting Card
Try Being Smarter Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll try Being Nicer If YouTry Being Smarter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Stop Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Stop Being A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Stop Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Cheer Up Fuck Face Greeting Card
Cheer Up Fuck Face Card A rude greetings card with "Cheer Up Fuck Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Velociraptor Greeting Card
Velociraptor Card A geeky greetings card with "velociraptor = d raptor / t raptor " printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
Wedding Wankers Card A rude greetings card with "Wedding Wankers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Beware Fetish Zone Greeting Card
Beware Fetish Zone Card A rude greetings card with "Beware Fetish Zone" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Juggling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Cunt Describes You Best Greeting Card
Cunt Describes You Best Card A rude greetings card with "Of All The Words In The World, Cunt Describes You Best." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Negative Bullshit Greeting Card
Negative Bullshit CardA rude greetings card with "I Have No Time For Your Negative Bullshit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Card A rude greetings card with a colourful graphic of Santa crapping in his hat and "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...