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Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
A Day Over 60 Greeting Card
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
A Is For Arsehole Greeting Card
A Is For Arsehole Card A rude greetings card with "A Is For Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Greeting Card
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Cats, Because People Are Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Where's All My Bitches At Greeting Card
Where's All My Bitches At Card A rude greetings card with "Where's All My Bitches At?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card
Kung Fu Fighting Card A novelty greetings card with "Surely, Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Greeting Card
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Reasons Why I'm A Bitch #1: You're Fucking Stupid." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Greeting Card
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Card A novelty greetings card with "Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not To Me." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card
I'll Lick Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Lick Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Congrats You Clever Cunt Greeting Card
Congrats You Clever Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Congrats! You Clever Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...