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Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
Establish An Alibi Greeting Card
Establish An Alibi Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Here Just To Establish An Alibi" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Ruined Your Boobs Greeting Card
Ruined Your Boobs Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Jedi On the Streets Greeting Card
Jedi On the Streets Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi On the Streets Sith In The Sheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
God Of Tits And Wine Greeting Card
God Of Tits And Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm The God Of Tits And Wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Exist! Merry Christmas!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Fuck Sprouts Greeting Card
Fuck Sprouts Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Sprouts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Congrats You Clever Cunt Greeting Card
Congrats You Clever Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Congrats! You Clever Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
I Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
I Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Problams" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift anyone and great ...
Fat Unicorn Greeting Card
Fat Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Fat Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...