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I'm Outdoorsy Greeting Card
I'm Outdoorsy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Outdoorsy I like To Drink On Patios" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Stronger Word Than Fuck Greeting Card
Stronger Word Than Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I’ve Reached A Point In My Life Where I Need A Stronger Word Than Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
My Cock Your Arse Greeting Card
My Cock Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "My Cock Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Morse Code Twat Greeting Card
Morse Code Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Morse Code Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Greeting Card
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Card A novelty greetings card with "Ah! The Element Of Surprise" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Card A rude greetings card with "Lick Me Till Ice Cream" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Personalised I Love Greeting Card
Personalised I Love CardA novelty greetings card with "I Love *Your Text*" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
I Can Explain Greeting Card
I Can Explain Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Chicken Game Greeting Card
Chicken Game Card A novelty greetings card with The Chicken Game printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...