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I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Greeting Card
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Card A novelty greetings card with "Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not To Me." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
I Hate Being Bipolar Greeting Card
I Hate Being Bipolar Card A rude greetings card with "I Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Git Commit Greeting Card
Git Commit Card A geeky greetings card with "In case of fire, Git Commit, Git Push, Leave Building" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Stagger On Wine Greeting Card
Stagger On Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Wine" (or change to another favourite drink)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Should Have Been Swallowed Greeting Card
Should Have Been Swallowed Card A rude greetings card with "You, My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
To Do List Greeting Card
To Do List Card A rude greetings card with a To Do List on a post-it style note printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Bollocks To Brexit Greeting Card
Bollocks To Brexit Card A rude greetings card with "Bollocks to Brexit" in a punk style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
Star Whore Greeting Card
Star Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Star Whore" in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Personalised Text Greeting Card
Personalised Text Card Create your own unique greetings card; select a font and font colour and add your own personalised message to be printed across the front of the card. PLEASE NOTE: ...
Ruined Your Boobs Greeting Card
Ruined Your Boobs Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Exist! Merry Christmas!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
King Cunt Greeting Card
King Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "King Cunt" and a gold marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Inside Every Old Person Greeting Card
Inside Every Old Person Card A rude greetings card with "Inside Every Old Person Is A Young Person Wondering What The Fuck Happened?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...