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A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Putting Up All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card
Bum Me This Anniversary Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Anniversary" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
Life Is Too Short Greeting Card
Life Is Too Short Card A geeky greetings card with "Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “Cunt” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I Love Porn Greeting Card
I Love Porn CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
You Make My Dick Thick Greeting Card
You Make My Dick Thick Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Dick Thick" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
In A World Full Of Cunts Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Cunts CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Magnificent Cock Greeting Card
Magnificent Cock CardA rude greetings card with a colourful cockerle and "Look At My Magnificent Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...