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You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Ho Ho Holy Shit Greeting Card
Ho Ho Holy Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Almost Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
You Park Like A Cunt Greeting Card
You Park Like A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Park Like A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Love Anal Pride Greeting Card
I Love Anal Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card
Not as Old As Next Year CardA novelty greetings card with "At least you are not as old as you will be next year" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Juggling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Beware Fetish Zone Greeting Card
Beware Fetish Zone Card A rude greetings card with "Beware Fetish Zone" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Same Shit Different Christmas Greeting Card
Same Shit Different Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Same Shit Different Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
Pink Slut Greeting Card
Pink Slut Card A rude greetings card with "SLUT" in a pink bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...