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Festive Good Vibes Greeting Card
Festive Good Vibes Card A rude greetings card with "Festive Good Vibes" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt Greeting Card
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "There's No Cure for Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Card A novelty greetings card with "Get This Guy A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Caravanning Cunt Greeting Card
Caravanning Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Caravanning Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
But Thinking of You Greeting Card
But Thinking of You Card A rude greetings card with "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, But thinking of you!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Card A rude greetings card with "Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Just Killing Time Greeting Card
Just Killing Time Card A rude greetings card with "Just Killing Time Waiting For The Sweet, Sweet Embrace Of Death" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
All Women Are Bi Greeting Card
All Women Are Bi Card A rude greetings card with "All Women Are Bi It’s Your Job To Guess If It’s Sexual Or Polar" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone ...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Greeting Card
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Card A rude greetings card with "MUM, whatever shit life throws at you, at least you don't have UGLY KIDS." printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Horny Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Horny Merry Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "You Make Me Horny Merry Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for that special person this Christmas. The insi...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Greeting Card
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Card A geeky greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Not A Queen A Khaleesi" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Cunt Junkie Greeting Card
Cunt Junkie Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt Junkie" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Jolly As Fuck Greeting Card
Jolly As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with " Jolly As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
Naughty With You Greeting Card
Naughty With You Card A novelty greetings card with "I Want To Be Naughty With You" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...