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Purple Cunt Greeting Card
Purple Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "CUNT" in a purple bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for yo...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Santa Came Twice Greeting Card
Santa Came Twice Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Good, Santa Came Twice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Sometimes I Use Words Greeting Card
Sometimes I Use Words Card A novelty greetings card with "sometimesI use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Sarcasm Because Greeting Card
Sarcasm Because Card A rude greetings card with "Sarcasm because beating the shit out of people is illegal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Magnificent Cunt Greeting Card
Magnificent Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Magnificent Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card
Too Fucking Polite Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Too Fucking Polite To Swear" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Greeting Card
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Card A rude greetings card with "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Christmas Pudding Greeting Card
Christmas Pudding Card A rude greetings card with "Step Away From The Christmas Pudding You Fat Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Card A novelty greetings card with "Get This Guy A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Greeting Card
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Get This Gal A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Gal A Mince Pie Christmas Card A novelty Christmas card with "Get This Gal A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty Christmas card is great; it celebrates one of the most imprtan...
Ginger Cunt Greeting Card
Ginger Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Keep Calm Cunt Greeting Card
Keep Calm Cunt Card A rude greetings card with You're A Cunt But Carry On in a Keep Calm style printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Greeting Card
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Card A novelty greetings card with "Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain" between the Union Jack and The EU flag printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great...
Me So Holy Greeting Card
Me So Holy Card A rude greetings card with "Me So Holy Me Love You Long Time" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
The Past, The Present & The Future Greeting Card
The Past, The Present & The Future Card A novelty greetings card with "The Past, The Present And The Future Walk Into A Bar. It Was Tense." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is g...
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Card A rude greetings card with "Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...