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Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Dad Yoda Best Greeting Card
Dad Yoda Best CardA geeky greetings card with "Dad Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Card A novelty greetings card with "Get This Guy A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Just Killing Time Greeting Card
Just Killing Time Card A rude greetings card with "Just Killing Time Waiting For The Sweet, Sweet Embrace Of Death" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
I Am A Jedi Greeting Card
I Am A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "I Am A Jedi Like My Father Before Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Keep Calm Cunt Greeting Card
Keep Calm Cunt Card A rude greetings card with You're A Cunt But Carry On in a Keep Calm style printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I Voted Leave Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave because I'm not a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Greeting Card
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa and Rudolph graphic and "Merry Fucking Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Attention Seeking Cunt Greeting Card
Attention Seeking Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Attention Seeking Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Greeting Card
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Card A novelty greetings card with "Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain" between the Union Jack and The EU flag printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Greeting Card
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Greeting Card
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Card A geeky greetings card with "Meh! The Element Of Indifference" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Bus Wanker Greeting Card
Bus Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Bus Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Horny Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Horny Merry Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "You Make Me Horny Merry Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for that special person this Christmas. The insi...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card
Too Fucking Polite Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Too Fucking Polite To Swear" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...