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People Think I'm Funny Greeting Card
People Think I'm Funny Card A rude greetings card with "People Think I'm Funny BUt Really I'm Just A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Get This Gal A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Gal A Mince Pie Christmas Card A novelty Christmas card with "Get This Gal A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty Christmas card is great; it celebrates one of the most imprtan...
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Greeting Card
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Card A rude greetings card with "MUM, whatever shit life throws at you, at least you don't have UGLY KIDS." printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Remembered You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Remembered You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Santa Came Twice Greeting Card
Santa Came Twice Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Good, Santa Came Twice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Eat Sleep Poop Repeat Greeting Card
Eat Sleep Poop Repeat Card A novelty greetings card with "Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Sarcasm Because Greeting Card
Sarcasm Because Card A rude greetings card with "Sarcasm because beating the shit out of people is illegal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Ginger Cunt Greeting Card
Ginger Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Sometimes I Use Words Greeting Card
Sometimes I Use Words Card A novelty greetings card with "sometimesI use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
You Call It Nagging Greeting Card
You Call It Nagging Card A rude greetings card with "You call it 'Nagging' I call It 'Listen to what I fucking said the first time'" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
Pew Pew Greeting Card
Pew Pew Card A geeky greetings card with "PEW Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew PEW" in a Star Wars style font printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Card A rude greetings card with "Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
IDGAF Greeting Card
IDGAF Card A novelty greetings card with "IDK, IDC, IDGAF" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Greeting Card
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Card A geeky greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Not A Queen A Khaleesi" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Greeting Card
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Card A rude greetings card with "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
All Women Are Bi Greeting Card
All Women Are Bi Card A rude greetings card with "All Women Are Bi It’s Your Job To Guess If It’s Sexual Or Polar" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone ...
The Universe Made Of Morons Greeting Card
The Universe Made Of Morons Card A geeky greetings card with "The Universe Is Made Of: Protons, Neutrons & Morons" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...