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People Think I'm Funny Greeting Card
People Think I'm Funny Card A rude greetings card with "People Think I'm Funny BUt Really I'm Just A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Magnificent Cunt Greeting Card
Magnificent Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Magnificent Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Be Fucking Nice Greeting Card
Be Fucking Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Fucking Nice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I Fucking Love Meetings Greeting Card
I Fucking Love Meetings Card A rude greetings card with "I Fucking Love Meetings" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
The Universe Made Of Morons Greeting Card
The Universe Made Of Morons Card A geeky greetings card with "The Universe Is Made Of: Protons, Neutrons & Morons" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Greeting Card
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Card A novelty greetings card with "Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain" between the Union Jack and The EU flag printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Ginger Cunt Greeting Card
Ginger Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Greeting Card
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Card A geeky greetings card with "Meh! The Element Of Indifference" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Sometimes I Use Words Greeting Card
Sometimes I Use Words Card A novelty greetings card with "sometimesI use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Santa Came Twice Greeting Card
Santa Came Twice Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Good, Santa Came Twice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
You Call It Nagging Greeting Card
You Call It Nagging Card A rude greetings card with "You call it 'Nagging' I call It 'Listen to what I fucking said the first time'" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card
Too Fucking Polite Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Too Fucking Polite To Swear" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
What Perfection Looks Like Greeting Card
What Perfection Looks Like Card A novelty greetings card with "This Is What Perfection Looks Like" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Complete Utter Cunt Greeting Card
Complete Utter Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Complete & Utter Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
I Am A Jedi Greeting Card
I Am A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "I Am A Jedi Like My Father Before Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Sarcasm Because Greeting Card
Sarcasm Because Card A rude greetings card with "Sarcasm because beating the shit out of people is illegal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Jolly As Fuck Greeting Card
Jolly As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with " Jolly As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...