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Pew Pew Greeting Card
Pew Pew Card A geeky greetings card with "PEW Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew PEW" in a Star Wars style font printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
What Perfection Looks Like Greeting Card
What Perfection Looks Like Card A novelty greetings card with "This Is What Perfection Looks Like" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Caravanning Cunt Greeting Card
Caravanning Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Caravanning Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Greeting Card
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Card A geeky greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Not A Queen A Khaleesi" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Greeting Card
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Bus Wanker Greeting Card
Bus Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Bus Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Spoiler Alert Greeting Card
Spoiler Alert Card A rude greetings card with "Spoiler Alert Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Greeting Card
Mum, Whatever Shit Life Throws At You Card A rude greetings card with "MUM, whatever shit life throws at you, at least you don't have UGLY KIDS." printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Periodic Fuck Off Greeting Card
Periodic Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Periodic Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
But Thinking of You Greeting Card
But Thinking of You Card A rude greetings card with "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, But thinking of you!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
People Think I'm Funny Greeting Card
People Think I'm Funny Card A rude greetings card with "People Think I'm Funny BUt Really I'm Just A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
The Universe Made Of Morons Greeting Card
The Universe Made Of Morons Card A geeky greetings card with "The Universe Is Made Of: Protons, Neutrons & Morons" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
I Voted Leave Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave because I'm not a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Greeting Card
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Greeting Card
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Card A geeky greetings card with "Meh! The Element Of Indifference" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...