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Spoiler Alert Greeting Card
Spoiler Alert Card A rude greetings card with "Spoiler Alert Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
C Is For Cunt Greeting Card
C Is For Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
OLDI Greeting Card
OLDI CardA novelty greetings card with an ALDI logo inspired birthday greeting printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank ...
Caravanning Cunt Greeting Card
Caravanning Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Caravanning Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Bum Me This Christmas Greeting Card
Bum Me This Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Greeting Card
Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But My Girlfriend Is" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
I Love Cock Greeting Card
I Love Cock Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Christmas Pudding Greeting Card
Christmas Pudding Card A rude greetings card with "Step Away From The Christmas Pudding You Fat Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Keep Calm Cunt Greeting Card
Keep Calm Cunt Card A rude greetings card with You're A Cunt But Carry On in a Keep Calm style printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
Ruined By Responsibility Greeting Card
Ruined By Responsibility Card A novelty greetings card with "Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Fuck It Mood Greeting Card
Fuck It Mood Card A rude greetings card with "I'm In A Fuck It Kind Of Mood" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
Pew Pew Greeting Card
Pew Pew Card A geeky greetings card with "PEW Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew PEW" in a Star Wars style font printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
You're Divorced Bitch Greeting Card
You're Divorced Bitch CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Bitch Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Greeting Card
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Card A novelty greetings card with "Santa Doesn't Believe In You" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a magician's hat and wand and the slogan "Abracadabra!" printed on the front and " Nope You're Still A Cunt" printed on th...
Shit Happens Greeting Card
Shit Happens Card A rude greetings card with "Shit Happens" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...