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Sarcasm Because Greeting Card
Sarcasm Because Card A rude greetings card with "Sarcasm because beating the shit out of people is illegal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Ruined By Responsibility Greeting Card
Ruined By Responsibility Card A novelty greetings card with "Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Mum, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Personalised The Man The Myth Greeting Card
Personalised The Man The Myth Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* The Man The Myth" printed on the front and The Bell End" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
I Am A Jedi Greeting Card
I Am A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "I Am A Jedi Like My Father Before Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I Fucking Love Meetings Greeting Card
I Fucking Love Meetings Card A rude greetings card with "I Fucking Love Meetings" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
People Think I'm Funny Greeting Card
People Think I'm Funny Card A rude greetings card with "People Think I'm Funny BUt Really I'm Just A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Ginger Cunt Greeting Card
Ginger Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Greeting Card
Get This Guy A Mince Pie Card A novelty greetings card with "Get This Guy A Mince Pie" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Cunt Junkie Greeting Card
Cunt Junkie Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt Junkie" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Me So Holy Greeting Card
Me So Holy Card A rude greetings card with "Me So Holy Me Love You Long Time" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Be Fucking Nice Greeting Card
Be Fucking Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Fucking Nice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Stop Greeting Card
Stop Card A rude greetings card with "Stop I Really Don't Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you ...
Like Mother Greeting Card
Like Mother Card A rude greetings card with "Like Mother Like Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a magician's hat and wand and the slogan "Abracadabra!" printed on the front and " Nope You're Still A Cunt" printed on th...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...