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OLDI Greeting Card
OLDI CardA novelty greetings card with an ALDI logo inspired birthday greeting printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank ...
C Is For Cunt Greeting Card
C Is For Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa and Rudolph graphic and "Merry Fucking Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Jolly As Fuck Greeting Card
Jolly As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with " Jolly As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
Just Killing Time Greeting Card
Just Killing Time Card A rude greetings card with "Just Killing Time Waiting For The Sweet, Sweet Embrace Of Death" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I Love Cock Greeting Card
I Love Cock Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Remembered You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Remembered You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
How To Fix Stuff Greeting Card
How To Fix Stuff Card A novelty greetings card with "How To Fix Stuff" and a handy diagram printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Cunt Junkie Greeting Card
Cunt Junkie Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt Junkie" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
IDGAF Greeting Card
IDGAF Card A novelty greetings card with "IDK, IDC, IDGAF" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
Be Fucking Nice Greeting Card
Be Fucking Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Fucking Nice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Card A rude greetings card with "Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve been naughty this year, but it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard." printed on the fron...
Class Of 2023 Greeting Card
Class Of 2023 Card A novelty greetings card with "Class Of 2023" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...