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I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card
You Make My Minge Twinge Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Minge Twinge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Chief Cunt Greeting Card
Chief Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Chief Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Personalised You Know Nothing Greeting Card
Personalised You Know Nothing Card A novelty greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Personalised You Know Nothing, 'Custom Name'" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is grea...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Insufferable Cunt Greeting Card
Insufferable Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Insufferable Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
May The Force Be With You Greeting Card
May The Force Be With You CardA geeky greetings card with "May The Force Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is...
Box of Fuck All Greeting Card
Box of Fuck All Card A rude greetings card with "This card is better than a box of fuck all wrapped up in a cunty bow!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
You Complete Me - Girls Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Girls Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term Greeting Card
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term CardA novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
No1 Programmer Greeting Card
No1 Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "World's Number [0] Programmer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Greeting Card
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Up Yours Emoji Greeting Card
Up Yours Emoji Card A rude greetings card with an Up Yours emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...