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If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Personalised Text Lights Greeting Card
Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Greeting Card
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Card A rude greetings card with "Who Needs Hearts And Flowers When You Have Handcuffs and Silver Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card
I Do Not Spew Profanities Card A rude greetings card with "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Jesus Is Watching You Greeting Card
Jesus Is Watching You Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Watching You He’s Probably Touching Himself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
Cunty Bollocks Greeting Card
Cunty Bollocks CardA rude greetings card with "Cunty Bollocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Wine Me Greeting Card
Wine Me Card A rude greetings card with "Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas ...", choose from bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Bum Fun Greeting Card
Bum Fun Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Fun?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ow...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
Ruined Your Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Life" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
You're Divorced Bitch Greeting Card
You're Divorced Bitch CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Bitch Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Queen Cunt Greeting Card
Queen Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Queen Cunt" on a pink marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside...
I'm With The Dilf Greeting Card
I'm With The Dilf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Dilf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Happy Shag Day Greeting Card
Happy Shag Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Shag Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Personalised Fucking Hates People Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Hates People Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* Fucking Hates People", personalised with your chosen name printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
I'm Not Santa Greeting Card
I'm Not Santa Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit On My Lap" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...