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Fluent In Three Languages Greeting Card
Fluent In Three Languages Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Fluent In Three Languages... English Sarcasm And Profanity." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Teaching Assistants Greeting Card
Teaching Assistants Card A novelty greetings card with "Teaching Assistants never complain but they do wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
A Cunt You Are Greeting Card
A Cunt You Are Card A rude greetings card with a cute Yoda graphic and the phrase A Cunt You Are (let us know in the order notes if you would like a different swearword) printed on the front. This...
Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas ...", choose from bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Cute As Fuck Greeting Card
Cute As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Cute As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
I'm With The Dilf Greeting Card
I'm With The Dilf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Dilf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card
Grumpy Fucker CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Do I Look Like A People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A People Person Card A novelty greetings card with "Do I Look Like A People Person?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Fibonacci Greeting Card
Fibonacci Card A geeky greetings card with "Fibonacci it's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Card A rude greetings card with "Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve been naughty this year, but it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard." printed on the fron...
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice Greeting Card
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice CardA novelty greetings card with "Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Jesus Is Watching You Greeting Card
Jesus Is Watching You Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Watching You He’s Probably Touching Himself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
R2D2 In Love Greeting Card
R2D2 In Love Card A geeky greetings card with an R2D2 graphic showing him in love printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Lesbians Eat What Greeting Card
Lesbians Eat What Card A rude greetings card with "Lesbians Eat What?!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Psycho Bitch Greeting Card
Psycho Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Psycho Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...