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Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card
Grumpy Fucker CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card
Google Gives You Answers Card A geeky greetings card with "When life gives you questions Google gives you answers" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ide...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Fucks Given Greeting Card
Fucks Given Card A rude greetings card with "Fucks Given - 0" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I Love BDSM Greeting Card
I Love BDSM Card A rude greetings card with a heart shape graphic comprised of various adult toys and "I Love BDSM" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a magician's hat and wand and the slogan "Abracadabra!" printed on the front and " Nope You're Still A Cunt" printed on th...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Fucking Fathers Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Drinking Rum Greeting Card
Drinking Rum Card A novelty greetings card with "Drinking Rum Before 10am Makes You A Pirate No An Alcoholic" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Merry Cuntmas Greeting Card
Merry Cuntmas Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Cuntmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Happy Shag Day Greeting Card
Happy Shag Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Shag Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Working From Home Greeting Card
Working From Home CardA novelty greetings card with "Working From Home" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is b...
Cunty Bollocks Greeting Card
Cunty Bollocks CardA rude greetings card with "Cunty Bollocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...