Search Slightly Disturbed
Search all Merchants
Browse Products
Browse Products
Search
Refine by Category
Greeting Cards
Refine by Category
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Beauty and the Bitch Greeting Card
Beauty and the Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Beauty and the Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card
Things I Like My Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike" and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek Greeting Card
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek CardA geeky greetings card with "OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ...
Decaf Is For Fuckers Greeting Card
Decaf Is For Fuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Decaf Is For Fuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
Stack Overflow Greeting Card
Stack Overflow Card A geeky greetings card with "May The Stack Overflow Be with you" in a Star Wars style logo printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Be Nice Greeting Card
Be Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Nice I Might Be Your Nurse Someday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Caution Squirter Greeting Card
Caution Squirter Card A rude greetings card with "Caution Squirter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
I Love Minge Greeting Card
I Love Minge Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Minge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
To Do List Greeting Card
To Do List Card A rude greetings card with a To Do List on a post-it style note printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Ho Ho Holy Shit Greeting Card
Ho Ho Holy Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Almost Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...