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Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
A Day Over 60 Greeting Card
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
I've Seen Your Fanny Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Fanny Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Fanny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Card A rude greetings card with a colourful graphic of Santa crapping in his hat and "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
God Of Tits And Wine Greeting Card
God Of Tits And Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm The God Of Tits And Wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I Do Anal Greeting Card
I Do Anal Card A rude greetings card with "I Do Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card
Bah Fucking Humbug Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa graphic and "Bah Fucking Humbug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
Cunt Lights Greeting Card
Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Never Trust An Atom Greeting Card
Never Trust An Atom Card A geeky greetings card with "Never Trust An Atom They Make Everything Up" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....