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29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Greeting Card
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Card A novelty greetings card with "Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not To Me." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Sweater for Christmas Greeting Card
Sweater for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I Always Get A Sweater For Christmas...But What I Really Want Is A Moaner Or Grunter!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Intelligent People Swear More Greeting Card
Intelligent People Swear More Card A rude greetings card with "Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
I Identify As A Cunt Greeting Card
I Identify As A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Identify As A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking CardA geeky greetings card with "Chemistry, It's Like Cooking (Just Don't Lick The Spoon)" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and id...
May The F=ma Be With You Greeting Card
May The F=ma Be With You Card A geeky greetings card with "May The F=ma Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Cunts Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
I Drink And I Know Things Greeting Card
I Drink And I Know Things Card A novelty greetings card with "I Drink And I Know Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Personalised Text Greeting Card
Personalised Text Card Create your own unique greetings card; select a font and font colour and add your own personalised message to be printed across the front of the card. PLEASE NOTE: ...
My Love For You Greeting Card
My Love For You Card A rude greetings card with "My love for you is like a candle. If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...