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The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
I Survived Another Meeting Greeting Card
I Survived Another Meeting Card A novelty greetings card with "I survived another meeting that should have been an email!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone a...
Ruined Your Boobs Greeting Card
Ruined Your Boobs Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Stop Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Stop Being A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Stop Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Cunt It Tastes Better Greeting Card
Cunt It Tastes Better Card A rude greetings card with "Cunt It Tastes Better Than It Sounds" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Happy Whatever The Fuck Greeting Card
Happy Whatever The Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Crack Fucks You Up Greeting Card
Crack Fucks You Up Card A rude greetings card with "Coffee Because Crack Fucks You Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday Cunt" and a cute panda printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...