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Thanks Mum - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Putting Up All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Greeting Card
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for an...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Least Fucks Given Greeting Card
Least Fucks Given Card A rude greetings card with "Least Fucks Given" in a red rosette printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
For Fucks Sake Greeting Card
For Fucks Sake Card A rude greetings card with "For Fucks Sake" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Nice Cock Greeting Card
Nice Cock CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Should Have Been Swallowed Greeting Card
Should Have Been Swallowed Card A rude greetings card with "You, My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
We'd Both Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Aggree But Then We'd Both Be Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
That's Mr Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Pop Art Style Twat Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Twat CardA rude greetings card with “Twat” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
My Cock Your Arse Greeting Card
My Cock Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "My Cock Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Scrabble Tiles Cunt Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "Cunt" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...