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I Survived Another Meeting Greeting Card
I Survived Another Meeting Card A novelty greetings card with "I survived another meeting that should have been an email!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone a...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Your Secret Santa Greeting Card
Your Secret Santa Card A rude greetings card with "Your Secret Santa Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking CardA geeky greetings card with "Chemistry, It's Like Cooking (Just Don't Lick The Spoon)" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Exist! Merry Christmas!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Be Nice Greeting Card
Be Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Nice I Might Be Your Nurse Someday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card
Little Miss Cunty CardA rude greetings card with "Little Miss Cunty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
I Identify As A Cunt Greeting Card
I Identify As A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Identify As A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I'm Outdoorsy Greeting Card
I'm Outdoorsy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Outdoorsy I like To Drink On Patios" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Twatwaffle Greeting Card
Twatwaffle Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Twatwaffle" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
BALDI Greeting Card
BALDI Card A novelty greetings card with "BALDI" in an Aldi logo inspired graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. A Happy Birthd...