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Your Secret Santa Greeting Card
Your Secret Santa Card A rude greetings card with "Your Secret Santa Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Ruined Your Bank Balance Greeting Card
Ruined Your Bank Balance Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Bank Balance" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Study Harder Greeting Card
Study Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "your grades say Marry Rich but your face says Study Harder" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous CardA rude greetings card with "Bitch, Please.... I'm so fucking fabulous I piss glitter and shit rainbows" printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
Useless Cunt Greeting Card
Useless Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Useless Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...
Sweater for Christmas Greeting Card
Sweater for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I Always Get A Sweater For Christmas...But What I Really Want Is A Moaner Or Grunter!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
God Knows Greeting Card
God Knows Card A rude greetings card with "God Knows When You Masturbate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Stagger On Wine Greeting Card
Stagger On Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Wine" (or change to another favourite drink)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
I Can Explain Greeting Card
I Can Explain Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Cuntshine Greeting Card
Cuntshine Card A rude greetings card with a cute sunshine graphic and the phrase I'm A Little Ray Of Cuntshine printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...